I know these pictures of teen bride Courtney Stodden are a little old by now but honestly, I just didn't know what to write about them. I try to be a fair, logical person. I really do. It doesn't always work, but I at least put in the effort. When I look at these pictures though, silly things like logic and reason fly out the window and I just can't think of anything good to say about them at all.
Sure she's hot but she's a freaking child. Forget being married to a man old enough to literally be her father. Forget that her mother signed off on the whole mess. There is no way a girl her age (sixteen for those of you who don't know) should be posing for pictures like these. There is just no... I can't... my head actually hurts right now. Surely someone in that girl's life has enough common sense to say, hey, I get that it's Christmas but you might be taking the "ho ho ho" thing a little too seriously. This just skeezes me out. The first picture alone has me questioning what little faith I had left in humanity. The worst part? I'm writing about this girl at all. She's now a celebrity and why? Because she married an old man and is far too willing to show off her not even fully matured body yet. Someone please do the right thing and get this girl some freaking clothes and a whole lot of help.