Rarely do I get the chance to show off my poetry skills, but this is one of those rare opportunities. Are you ready? Here goes:

"Here in London, Not in France, I see Katie's underpants."

Genius right? Yeah, I know.
Terrible, but who cares? Katie Price is flashing her white underwear. I feel like I just wrote a post like this the other day. Perhaps it was the Taylor Momsen post. I will never understand why it's so hard for celebrities to get out of cars without flashing undergarments. Let's hope they never figure it out though. What would life be without upskirt shots?