Here’s Teen Mom “star” Farrah Abraham, with her new implants she immediately spent all her MTV money on, being “candidly” photographed in Miami while staring directly at the camera, or trying her “best” to, which is hilarious for someone who wrote the following message on Twitter “yesterday”:

The question is : did Mtv ruin my life?

Of course, Farrah’s so pretty and probably would’ve made it without being on TV solely for getting knocked up at 16 like a fucking idiot. I mean, it’s not like she promoted a website today touting just that as the cornerstone of her career.