If you look at our archives, you will see that there's been a lot of Miranda Kerr lately, but can you blame me!? And speaking of certain things, how great of a job is it to be Miranda Kerr's body inspector. I mean, not only is that, by definition, the greatest job ever, but it would also have to be the best.
Step 1: Is Miranda Kerr's figure still perfect?
Step 2: Yup. And you're done. And aside from actually being Orlanda Bloom, and getting to tap those assets every night, it's about as a good as you'll ever do in this life.

I imagine that in Heaven, everyone is a Miranda Kerr's Fan.